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January 2010
24 posts
“You take a look around your college campus, and the world, and politics, and one season of summer stock, and you listen to the conversation of a bunch of nitwit college students, and you decide that everything’s ego, ego, ego, and the only intelligent thing for a girl to do is to lie around and shave her head and say the Jesus prayer and beg God for little mystical experience that’ll maker her nice and happy.”
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jd salinger (via FEK)
foster tagged this ‘why i write’ and yes, yes, yes; me too, me too.
(via meaghano)
(via letsgomathias)
Biographies Rejected by Literary Magazines:
Evan Fleischer does not understand English. Someone once convinced him that Margaret Thatcher finished the rest of the A25 by bulldozing over the unemployed — and then made him think it was a good idea to walk up to strangers, pin flowers to their chest, shake their hands and say, “I’ll do my best for you.”
For the record
Jack Purcells > heels
natural > coated in makeup
unselfish > spoiled princess
beer > chardonnay
yoga butt > big b**bs
curves > starved rodent
“Let’s go out for pizza” > “I’ll just have a salad”
ink > bling
humility > entitlement
stylish > trendy
quietly confident > self-promoting
http://tinyurl.com/jessicafightsAIDS →
tinyurl.com
Still haven’t donated? Thinking about donating? Awesome! I just implemented a list of incentives for my ass-kicking donors. A sweet gift for every budget. Thanks!
“jp”
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